I started working on a blog to teach myself website design. Originally the blog was about recipes and food, I lost interest pretty quickly and stopped working on it. After a year I returned to the project to refresh my coding and website design skills. I started writing about sex toys which I found far more engaging to write about than food even though I like both.

I like toys in bright colors and interesting textures. I love toys that are easy to clean and maintain. I like innovative design that produces unique sensations. I like rumbly vibrations, medium sized buttplugs, tight strokers and squishy silicone. I generally do not like toys with super realistic anatomical features; I do like fantasy inspired toys and toys with a sleek futuristic aesthetic.

Everyone has different toy preferences, and what some people like others find unusable. Although I strive to be objective in my reviews my preferences may influence my opinions of certain toys.

I primarily review Anal toys and Penis toys from my personal collection. I also review Clitoral toys, Vaginal toys, and Couples toys with help and input from my wife. I only use and review insertable toys that are made from body safe materials ( e.g. Silicone, Stainless steel and Glass. )

• Currently my favorite Buttplug is the Tantus Juice Plug, it is easy to insert and comfortably filling.
• My favorite Mastrubator is the Arcwave Pow, it has a great internal texture and is easy to clean.
• My Wife's favorite toy at the moment is the Le Wand petite, she reports that it produces powerful distributed vibrations and is not too heavy to hold for a long session.

This is not a comprehensive list, there are about 20 other toys I want to try and 100's more that I would probably like but I haven't discovered yet

I want to try the Weredog Lucy Masturbator. I have only tried a handful of few fantasy toys, but the Lucy looks particularly interesting.

I am intrested in trying the funfactory manta, I have tried a few strokers but I haven't tried a penis specific vibrator yet. Funfactory makes excellent toys, their motors are usually quite powerful.

I update this list periodically, adding new toys that catch my fancy and deleting toys that I have aquired or lost intrest in.

When I was preparing to launch this site I spent about 20 hous a week, writing code and composing reviews to produce enough content and an create an attractive website. Since launching the site I spend about 4 - 8 hours a week testing new toys and writing up reviews. I want to start producing content for social media accounts eventually which will increase the time I spend each week.

• I bike for excercise and enjoy both road and mountain biking.
• I love reading especially escapist Fantisy and SciFi, these days I mostly listen to audiobooks during my commute and on headphones at work.
• I enjoy cooking and eating, I love to try new recipes and restraunts.
• I like skiing, I have worked part time at a ski resort for too many years for a pass so I can afford to ski.
• I enjoy anything to do with the beach, I like flying kites, swimming, surfing, throwing a frisbee, grilling, buiding sand castles ect.

Unfortunatly I don't get paid to test Sex Toys so I have a regular job. I work as a Microbiologist in a research laboratory.